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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.