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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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Making waves on Facebook:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Going viral on Discord:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

Trending via WhatsApp:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Shared recently on TikTok:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Seen just now on Discord:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Making waves on Messenger:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

Trending via Instagram:

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Shared recently on X:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.
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Well, who knew that "sexy" was officially on the list of acceptable reasons to call in? 💁‍♀️✨ Forget about sick days—if you're feeling a little off your glamorous game, just swipe that resignation letter and stay home! 😂💃 Because honestly, sometimes even your mirror needs a day off from your fabulousness. 🔥🙈 #SelfCare #WorkFromYawn

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

They should invent someone who holds me.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WeChat:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Live now on Reddit:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Seen just now on Reddit:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

Just shared via Messenger:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Just shared via Messenger:

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

Going viral on Facebook:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Making waves on Facebook:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Just landed via Instagram:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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