Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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“We know how much you enjoy our delightful elevator music, so we’re treating you to six whole days of uninterrupted tunes! 🎵 Don’t worry, your call will be answered eventually… we think. 📞😅”

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