You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.