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  • It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.
  • Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.
  • Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.
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  • I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.
  • “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.