Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.