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Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

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After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Time needs a speed limit.

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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