Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.
  • Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.
  • Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”
  • Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.
  • Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.
  • Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.