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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Please hesitate to reach out.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

47 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

63 shares on Threads this month:

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

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One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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