Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Commentary:
“Maybe Hoth just really enjoys celebrating Christmas early every year… or maybe the Empire wanted to join in on the holiday cheer too 🤔❄️. Who knew Darth Vader was actually Santa’s secret apprentice?”

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