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  • As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.
  • Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?
  • Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.
  • Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.
  • I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.
  • There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.