Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because itβs just such a joy to be alive. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like someone's living life on the five-star lane! ππΏ Who needs critics when you've got an abundance of joy-sparking movies at your fingertips, right? Keep that positivity train rolling, movie buff!" Related Funny Posts π€ The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review. You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch! I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.