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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Spotted on TikTok:

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Making waves on Messenger:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Just shared via WeChat:

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Reported on Messenger:

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

Just shared via Telegram:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Just shared via Reddit:

Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

Live now on Threads:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Going viral on Slack:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

Spotted on TikTok:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

Trending via TikTok:

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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