Landlord: Iā€™m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Landlord: Iā€™m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?
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šŸ šŸ’° "Landlord: Iā€™m raising your rent.
Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" šŸ˜‚šŸ”‘

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