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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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Your opinions are not my business.

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.