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I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.