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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”