I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.