Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, y… Commentary:Listening to legs: the ultimate way to make new friends… or get weird looks! 👂🦵😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg. How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago. If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up. I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.” I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.