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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”