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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?