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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.