Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next. Commentary:Living that luxury lifestyle where my couch and stovetop become my guest rooms! 🛋️🍳🏰 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment. “What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think. I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you. This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’ Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.
