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"Remember, a diamond is forever… but so is your teen's grudge collection! 💎😅 Keep a glowing collection of both, because you never know when you might need to trade one for the other! ⚖️😂"
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A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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