A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

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Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

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Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.