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  • I donโ€™t weigh myself because most scales donโ€™t know how heavy all the grudges Iโ€™m holding onto are.
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  • I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.
  • Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.
  • Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.