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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

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Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

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By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Half princess, half menace.

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Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Just landed via Snapchat:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Going viral on X:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

Live now on X:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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18 shares on Twitch this month:

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Spotted on X:

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Going bananas on TikTok:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Just landed via Messenger:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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