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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which…

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which…

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Just imagining brokers shouting "Buy low, swim fast!" on the sperm exchange floor 🤣💸💦

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bank, biology, biology humor, existence, finance, finance humor, high-frequency, high-frequency trading, humor, joke, market, sperm, sperm bank, sperm market, trading, wordplay on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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