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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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"Who needs a treasure map when you have the word 'shopping' to lead you right to the hidden gems? ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ’ฐ It's like a secret code only women can decipher! ๐Ÿ˜‰ #RetailTherapy"



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