According to the BMI chart, I am too short. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew my height needed a growth chart adjustment? 😂📏 Related Funny Posts 🤝 When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia. Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…” According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family. According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’. To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.