According to the BMI chart, I am too short. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Who knew my height needed a growth chart adjustment? ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ When your name is Jenn, people think itβs short for Jennifer, but itβs really short for Jennatalia. Starting conversations with short people by saying βback when I was your heightβ¦β According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family. According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’. To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.