After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.