After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

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Eating healthy requires a second job.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.