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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

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My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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Going bananas on TikTok:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

Just landed via Discord:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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