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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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Guess even the aliens have trust issues with our parking skills! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”‘๐Ÿ˜‚

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alien, aliens, door, doors, Earth, extraterrestrial, fly, humor, joke, lock, past, safety, space on Jul 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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