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My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.