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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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Guess who just dropped the mic at the front door? 🎤🚪💥

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged another, casual, domestic, domestic life, door, front, home, humor, humorist, i, irony, life, myself, own, say, self-awareness, surprise, unexpected, walk on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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