At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help? Commentary:When you reach the point where counting sheep turns into counting beers, it's time to make a brew-tiful decision! πΊππ΄ Related Funny Posts π€ I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today. My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested. Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument. If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert. I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.