At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

79 shares on YouTube this month:

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

66 shares on Messenger this month:

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

10 shares on Discord this month:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.