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Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look du…

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look du…

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Every time I wait in front of those doors, I feel like I'm auditioning for an invisible friend's club! 🚪🤦‍♂️😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged automatic, automatic door, delay, door, door delay, doors, dumb, embarrassment, enough, everyday, everyday life, fast, humor, impatience, life, me, open, social, social embarrassment on Jul 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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