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One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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