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I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

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You look like the result of a failed CIA experiment.

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Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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"Finally found my Hogwarts acceptance letter: it's just being loved right! 🧙‍♂️💌✨"

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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