Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

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Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.