Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.