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Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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Dec 27, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

Shared recently on Threads:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Shared recently on Slack:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Trending via Instagram:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Making waves on Discord:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Shared recently on Slack:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Making waves on Twitch:

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Making waves on Messenger:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”
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Sending this book to my therapist because clearly, it's causing emotional damage 😂📚💔

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82 shares on Slack this month:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

18 shares on Slack this month:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

76 shares on Threads this month:

Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

79 shares on X this month:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

88 shares on Threads this month:

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

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Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Weirdos gonna weird.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Breaking via Instagram:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Just shared via Discord:

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

Seen just now on Reddit:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Going bananas on Facebook:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

Just shared via Discord:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Spotted on Messenger:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Just landed via Reddit:

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

Trending via Discord:

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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