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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

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Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

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A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

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