Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.