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Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!