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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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People should come with warning labels.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

92 shares on Slack this month:

Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

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Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Seen just now on Discord:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

Going bananas on Slack:

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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69 but we both just farting.

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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