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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

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Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

Going viral on Twitch:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

Going viral on TikTok:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

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My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

56 shares on X this month:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

44 shares on X this month:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

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Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

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“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

Going bananas on Messenger:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

Seen just now on Facebook:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Spotted on Twitch:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Going viral on YouTube:

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

Just landed via Facebook:

Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

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Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

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