Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture. Commentary:I'm convinced cats have an alarm clock labeled "human disturbance" ⏰😹🐾 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you. Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it. If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.
