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- I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!
- I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.
- You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”
- Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.
- Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”