Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.