Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.