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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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Imagine being social on social media.

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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