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Currently helping my nephew look for his M&Mโ€™s that I ate yesterday.

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&Mโ€™s that I ate yesterday.

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Oops! I think I need to file this under 'Mission Impossible'. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged candy, child, eating, family, helping, humor, i, lie, M&M, nephew, search, snack, yesterday on Oct 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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