Currently helping my nephew look for his M&Mβs that I ate yesterday. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oops! I think I need to file this under 'Mission Impossible'. π«ππ¬ Related funny posts π Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible. Iβm not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already. I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, βIt sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.β Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.