Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Commentary:
Looks like she's trading in swiping left for strolling down the aisle… at the hardware store! 🔨🛠️ Forget love at first sight, she's looking for love at first wrench! 🛒 Who needs a dating app when you can find the perfect match in the paint aisle? 🎨 Let's hope her next relationship doesn't come with any assembly required! 🔧

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