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Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Freshly posted on Discord:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Just landed via Slack:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Shared recently on Discord:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

Breaking via Snapchat:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Spotted on Reddit:

My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

Live now on Snapchat:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Going bananas on X:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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Dating over 40 is like playing an intense game of Hide and Seek, except you're the one in camouflage trying to blend in with the furniture! 🙈 Who needs a partner when you're the undisputed champion of disappearing acts? 🤣 #ExpertHider #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat

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Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

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1 month ago

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So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

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3 months ago

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Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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2 months ago

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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3 months ago

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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2 months ago

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The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

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60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

54 shares on Discord this month:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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Body by sandwich.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Is this art or trash?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Discord:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Making waves on Twitch:

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

Shared recently on Twitch:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Live now on Reddit:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Going viral on X:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Breaking via Pinterest:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

Trending via Reddit:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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