Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste. I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance. If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked. Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away. We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.
