Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Commentary:
“Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid 🥛💰… Yes, I’ll take 10 of those ridiculously priced items. Who needs savings when you’ve got the charm of an old-timey dairy worker? 💁‍♀️🐄 #ShoppingLikeIts1889”

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