Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

58 shares on Threads this month:

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

34 shares on Reddit this month:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

71 shares on Slack this month:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.