Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee? Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Running on stress and iced coffee is the new balanced diet! πββοΈβοΈπ Related funny posts π My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress. Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass. I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care. Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, itβs about knowing how to make an entrance. My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.