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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?