Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

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Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.