Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a b…

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a b…

Commentary:
"Guess I'm on the hunt for a new doctor now! 🍻🚫😂"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
  • I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.
  • Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.
  • Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.
  • Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, big, change, decades, doctor, drinking, going, health, humor, i, long-term, me, routine, sobriety, stop on Jul 7, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot b… My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get bette… →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 394 this month

14,145 funny quotes and pics

16,423 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 24, 2025

3,653 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress