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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.